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ED CONRAD WINS NOBEL PRIZE
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STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
Nobel Foundation announced today
that the 2007 Nobel Prize for Science
has been awarded to Ed Conrad.
Contacted at his cubicle in the
Home for the Criminally Insane in
Shenandoah, Pa., Conrad had this
brief comment when he could hold
the phone after his straitjacket was
removed:
"The anthros, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
The new Nobel winner shed a tear for
Truth, then also said:
"If pseudos' noses would glow
Like Santa's Rudolph, you know
Whenever they're telling a lie
It might put an end to the flow
Of all the HOT AIR they blow
And Truth might start flying high."'
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DECLARED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES
REPUBLICAN PARTY
US Senator Sam Brownback (R-Kansas)
Former Governor Jim Gilmore (R-Virginia)
Former US House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-Georgia)
Former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani (R-New York)
US Senator Chuck Hagel (R-Nebraska)
Former Governor Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas)
Congressman Duncan Hunter (R-California)
US Senator John McCain (R-Arizona)
Former Governor George Pataki (R-New York)
Congressman Ron Paul (R-Texas)
Former Governor Mitt Romney (R-Massachusetts)
Radio Talk Show Host Michael Savage (R-California)
Congressman Tom Tancredo (R-Colorado)
Former US Senator Fred Thompson (R-Tennessee)
Former Governor Tommy Thompson (R-Wisconsin)
DEMOCRATIC PARTY:
US Senator Joe Biden (D-Delaware)
Former Army General Wes Clark (D-Arkansas)
US Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-New York)
US Senator Chris Dodd (D-Connecitcut)
Former US Senator John Edwards (D-North Carolina)
Former Alaska US Senator Mike Gravel (D-Virginia)
Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio)
US Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois)
Governor Bill Richardson (D-New Mexico)
Rev. Al Sharpton (D-New York)
INDEPENDENT
Curtis R. Greenwald, founder, president and chief
executive officer of Bots-R-Us
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American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Physical Anthropology
Acoustical Society of America
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Society for Economic Botany
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Society for Social Studies of Science
Society of Women Engineers
Soil Science Society of America
Speech Communication Association
Volunteers in Technical Assistance (VITA)
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